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Beluga Whales Delivers a Massacre in Cupcake Bowl V

Richard Stamos

Jan 1, 2009

Beluga Whales Delivers a Massacre

Beluga Whales 172, The Craiglets 69

Beluga Whales captured the 2008 CSFFL championship with a historic 103-point victory over The Craiglets, producing the most dominant title-game performance of the league's first five seasons.

Drew Brees and Andre Johnson each scored 29 points, while Larry Fitzgerald and the Pittsburgh Steelers defense added 23 apiece. LaDainian Tomlinson contributed another 22, giving Beluga five starters with at least 22 points.

The Craiglets, seeking their second championship after winning the inaugural title in 2004, never came close to matching Beluga's offensive explosion. Matt Cassel managed just one point, and the franchise finished with only 69.

Beluga exceeded its original projection by 52 points, turning an anticipated competitive matchup into a record-setting blowout.

The victory also marked Beluga's redemption after losing Cupcake Bowl III

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